We’ve all heard the saying, “Laughter is the best medicine.” There is strong evidence to suggest that laughter can benefit our social, mental, and physical well-being. Here are some sayings that may give you a lift.

1. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno

2. I’ll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.
Anonymous

3. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Anonymous

4. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Anonymous

5. I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
Anonymous

6. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Anonymous

7. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Anonymous

8. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Anonymous

9. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Anonymous

10. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Anonymous

11. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Anonymous

12. Just Googled “what do women REALLY want?” My computer crashed.
Anonymous

13. How to Annoy People: Speak in a “robot” voice; Sniffle incessantly; Staple papers in the middle of the page;
Pay for your dinner with pennies; Wear lots of cologne; Never break eye contact.
Anonymous